I'm pretty sure we (all guys) should know this but for those who didn't know what 'blue balls' is, well, it's basically when a man's testicles swell up because of lack of sex, or simply not being able to ejaculate when he should.

I found on the internet the exact definition, it's "A term used for pain in the testes or discomfort that occurs when a man becomes sexually aroused without ejaculating."

So, if you're a woman reading this, and you happen to be married, well, don't let this happen to your husband/significant other... help him out already, I'm sure if tries to help you. Maybe?

Well, fine, if you plan on getting a divorce, then hire someone for him then. :-)

Oh, and I thought the picture was hilarious and definitely fit what I was discussing. LOL!

The term 'Houdini' is when a man is about to climax while he's in the 'doggystyle' position, he pulls out and he spits on his partner's back to try to fool them into thinking he really had an orgasm. Then when his partner turns around, the man then ejaculates into his partner's face... and ta da! It appears out of nowhere!

And that's 'Houdini' for you.

First of all, these 'Sex Terms' are weird, interesting and funny. You may not want to know some of these terms but I'm sure a lot of you guys have already tried them before but just needed a name for them.

'Angry Dragon' is when a guy is about to orgasm into a woman's mouth, he smacks the back of her head and makes his juices come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an 'angry dragon.' Just imagine it for a second.


Note: If you try this, she's going to probably punch you in the nuts.

Most of you guys are probably wondering, "what the? 'Abe Lincoln' is a sex term?!" Yeah, apparently it is.

'Abe Lincoln' - when a guy orgasms on someones face whom is unconscious then shaves off his pubic hairs and applies it to their face to form a beard... then adorned with a top hat forming the 'Abe Lincoln' affect.

So word of advice, do not fall asleep around your friends!




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Bucking Bronco - is a very interesting old doggystyle method of 'doing' things. While in the doggystyle position, the guy leans down and over the woman and strongly grasps onto her breast. Then the guy would whisper something to her that would cause her to freak out and/or frantically try to get away from the guy.

Examples of things that may freak her out in those moments are "I have aids," "your sister is better in bed," "I think I have a rash on my penis." Things like that would get the 'bucking bronco' riding!

Just imagine that if you're never going to try it. Lol... I can only imagine.



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The term 'Tea bag'- is when the guy lowers his body and dips his testicles into their partners mouth and goes up and down… sort of like dipping a teabag in hot water, hints the name.

Surprisingly enough, a lot of people, particularly women, that I know do not know that term. Well, there it is.

'Slip and Slide' is when a guy calls a woman by a derogatory name such as whore, hoe, bitch and the guy gets a head start in running before the woman begins to chase him, he then pauses long enough to ejaculate on the floor behind him causing the woman to slip on the semen and fall.



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'Snowballing' is a very kinky sexual game when after someone has had sperm ejaculated into their mouth they hold it orally rather than spitting or swallowing, then french-kiss with their partner to pass the sperm.

'Queef' is the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse. 'Queefs' are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. 'Queefs' occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina.

The proper term is 'vaginal flatulence’ in which an emission of air from the vagina is let out sounding somewhat like a fart, but there’s no odor associated with it.

Feel free to read 'To 'Queef' or Not to 'Queef' - Well, It Just Happens!' located in the 'Funny Sex Stories - But True' section.

'Dirty Sanchez' has various interpretations. But the general term is when a guy and woman engage in anal sex, then the guy takes his penis out and rubs it on the womans upper lip leaving a 'authentic looking mexican moustache.'

Again, there was various interpretations on this definition, but in the general sense, a fecal substance is left on the woman's upper lip forming a dirty moustache.

The 'Donkey Punch' is when a couple is engaged in doggystyle sex. Right when the guy is about to ejaculate, he then puts his penis into the females anus and punches her in the back of the head.

This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the guy.

Please feel free to read 'Donkey Punch' Gets His 'Ass' Kicked Out!' located in the 'Funny Sex Stories - But True' Section

'Rimjob' is the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal. In other words, it's using your tongue to lick in asshole.

Feel free to read 'The 'Rimjob' Kiss' located in the 'Funny Sex Stories - But True' section.