If you're going to have sex on the beach, first, don't be drunk, don't get caught and don't do it in Dubai.

A British woman, Michelle Palmer, did exactly that. She was caught having drunken sex on a beach in Dubai is apparently being charged with three offences; having a sexual affair, public indecency and insulting a police officer.

I guess in Dubai you could face up to six years in prison if you commit those offences. I guess Michelle Palmer found out the hard way.

Prosecutors have yet to decide if there will be any charges filed against her sex partner, Vince Acors.

But the funniest part, both of them were drunk and a police officer caught them having sex on the beach but let them off with a warning. When the officer returned to the scene, they were still there and Palmer apparently wasn't too happy about getting disturbed in the middle of her sex.

Supposedly, she then went on an angry tirade and tried to hit the police officer with her high-heeled shoe.

It gets worse...

Sex outside marriage is illegal in the Islamic federation of the United Arab Emirates. So, Palmer just dug a deeper hole for herself. If they could've just did a quickie, they would have been done and left. Of course, their sexual desires got the best of them and now Palmer is the one who is going to suffer.

What a shame.

Lesson learnt: If you want to have drunk sex on the beach, make sure it's in an area where sex outside marriage is legal.