Have you guys seen movies like Knocked Up, Superbad or the new Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story? A lot of adult humor, I mean, I saw the first two and I thought they were hilarious. But if you don’t want to see the male penis – fake or real – I wouldn’t be watching anymore movies from this director.

Judd Apatow, director of Knocked Up, plans on putting penises in every movie he makes. He thinks “America fears the penis” and he has a personal goal of helping them get over it.

So, how will people react to it?

I’m glad I just asked myself that! Yes, “asked myself that.” I talk to myself sometimes, so do you guys!

Apparently, in the new movie, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, he placed a penis behind actor John C. Reilly’s head in one scene, and during a special screening of the movie, he saw disgusted members of the audience storm out.

22 people to be exact.

“The original shot was way longer, where the penis is in close-up, and then one night we showed it to a test audience and 22 people walked out. I think we went too far with too much penis,” said Apatow.

But how much is enough? Well, he thinks a penis in every movie would be a ‘head’ start.

"I'm gonna get a penis in every movie I do from now on. When this writers strike ends, that is my dream. It really makes me laugh in this day and age, with how psychotic our world is, that anyone is troubled by seeing any part of the human body; that is amusing to me."

Hey, if they have women’s ‘assets’ in all these movies, why not guys’ stuff? Hey, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of seeing guy parts or anything… and I have a feeling, neither do a bunch of women.

If it happens, it happens. Shit, I paid for the movie, I might as well watch it, right?