I’m not going to lie to you; I thought American men get plenty. Matter of fact, I know some guys that go overseas and women almost toss themselves at them once they find out they’re American. Or maybe it’s just those certain guys that have that universal charm?
For the record, I’m not one of those guys. And if you’re reading this and you know me in person, well, don’t tell me the truth, I hurt easily. Haha…
According to a survey done by Men’s Health, foreign men have sex up to 70 more times a year than the average American male.
Who’s first? The Australian men. They love their cars and they love in their car too! They say around 75% of Australian guys have had sex in their cars. Damn, 3 out of 4 guys on average?! Well, if you guys plan on starting out, feel free to read Sex in the Car Part 1 - The Best Positions for some tips. Have fun! Oh, and don’t get caught!
Wait, I wasn’t done with the Australian men and car sex yet. I just had to toss a random link to one of my entries. Here are some of their tips:
They say to get your women in the mood (while in the car) is by stroking her thigh, like playfully grazing her inner thigh with just your fingertips. Then see how far she’ll let you go. Ideally, it’ll be when you guys are heading to a party or dinner dressed up. Maybe suggest that it’s common to show up fashionably late, and “oh, how should we pass the time by?”
Next!!! British men. Why are they so irresistible? Well, I think because of their adventurous ways and thrilling sex… while in public. It seems that they have sex more than twice as many times in public areas than Americans. But they say to ‘arouse her temptation.’
Now, don’t go out to central park and pull your pants and start having sex. You’ll be arrested. But when you guys are walking out at night, try pulling her into an alleyway (that’s not full of thugs and bums) and just start making out and see what it goes from there.
And now the Italian Stallions. Did I just say that? They love their food and their women, so why not combine the two? No, I’m not talking about wrestling in a pool of pudding! They believe that flirting begins over a meal. “mmmmmm… chicken…”
Maybe not exactly like that. But they listen, make eye contact, and seek out common interests. And when they’re both eating, they try to make similar noises to those of sex. Sort of like “oh, mmm, ahhh” but don’t overdo it, of course. You don’t want her to regurgitate her food.
Stay tuned later this week for Part 2… yeah, we didn’t cover everybody yet!
A side note: Sorry about yesterday, I didn't except as many visitors on Sundays. That won't happen again!
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