Ok, let me explain what phone sex is: It’s basically doing everything sexual you can over the telephone, more verbal than visual but you can imagine everything that’s going on. It usually has to do with dirty talking, moaning and groaning, but also self gratification.
But I was told that this guy and girl were having phone sex. It started off like a normal conversation until they started asking each other some personal, yet curious questions. One thing led to another and they start talking about sex. (Hey, sex is on EVERYONE’S mind – you’ve talked about it before! Shoot, you might have had phone sex and never even known it!) But let’s call them Joe and Jaclyn.
While hearing this story told to me, it seemed that Jaclyn was a phone sex virgin. Either that or Joe was a professional phone sex hoe or just very curious and perverted. But Joe was asking Jaclyn various things to do to herself like rub on her nipples, rub on her clit, etc.
But things get interesting… I couldn’t even imagine what was in stored next! (And I have a crazy ass imagination!)
Joe asked Jaclyn to get a cup of ice and a spoon.
“Why? What for?” says Jaclyn.
Joe: “Don’t worry, don’t worry… just do it.”
Jaclyn agrees, definitely curious what it was for, but she gets a cup of ice and a spoon.
“Now put the spoon in the cup of ice,” says Joe.
Jaclyn: “But why?”
Joe: “Don’t worry, don’t worry… just do it.”
And again, Jaclyn simply agrees to it.
Five minutes goes by and now the spoon is cold as ice.
Joe: “Ok, now take the spoon out of the cup of ice and rub it on your clit.”
“But why? What is it going to do? What’s going to happen?” says Jaclyn.
Joe: “Don’t worry, don’t worry… just do it.”
Jaclyn agrees, and then she starts rubbing the cold spoon on her clit. After a while of rubbing, she starts feeling this tingling sensation that she’s never felt before; a great and pleasurable feeling she’s never felt before!
Jaclyn: “oooo… oooo… it feels great.”
“Now put the spoon inside your pussy,” says Joe.
With no hesitation, Jaclyn sticks the spoon inside of her. She was so into the phone sex and what Joe was telling her to do that she didn’t bother asking any questions this time around.
Bad move.
Jaclyn: “Oh shit! What the fuck?! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!”
Joe: “What? What happened?!”
Jaclyn: “It’s stuck in my pussy!”
Apparently, Jaclyn had taken the biggest spoon she could find in her house. I assumed it was a spoon equivalent to scooping soup from a pot. But she was freaking out so much that she was yelling at Joe.
Joe: “Don’t worry, don’t worry…”
Jaclyn: “Don’t worry?! I got a fuckin’ spoon stuck inside my pussy!”
At least Joe was there to talk her through it. She was forced to walk to the bathroom with a spoon hanging out of her coochie and add hot water to it like her pussy was a cup of noodles. Three minutes later and it’s ready to be served again!
So next time someone tells you “Don’t worry… don’t worry…” just think about this story, cause who knows? You might end up with a spoon stuck in your pussy or even your ass!
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