I heard this story from a friend. Was it true? I have no idea. I wasn't there and I'm usually a see-it-to-believe-it type of person. But I'm too lazy and I'm not a peeping Tom (or a Peeping Jay).

But my friend told me that he has a close female friend that was married, just recently divorced, who had one of the worst sex partners "EVER" in bed. Damn, "worst?!" "Ever?!" That's either very harsh and lies or completely true and just very unfortunate for that guy.

Well, this woman, let's call her... Lucy (I do apologize if there are any Lucy's out there that's had a similar experience, this isn't about you, I just made out the name for the hell of it). Well, Lucy is only 27-years-old and divorced this past year. But I guess she just wasn't happy anymore, and I'm only talking sexually. I have no idea about anything else, I didn't ask my friend on too many details. She was with her ex-husband for about four years and she claims that he was very selfish in bed. Supposedly, he would never go down on her (give oral) and he was, um, like superman in bed (faster than a speeding bullet - for those who didn't catch that metaphor). In addition, it was the same position, same routine type of sex almost every single time.

So, one day Lucy decided to try something new, kind of on her own. Well, her ex-husband helped, in a way. She decided to try an experiment while he was asleep. Since he was a heavy sleeper, he wouldn't notice anything anyways. Again, I'm not 100 percent convinced on if this story is fully true either!

But I guess one day, Lucy decided to wake up very early because she heard guys get erections all the time in the mornings. Well, first day she tried, no luck. Maybe she didn't wake up at the right moment? Or stay awake long enough? But she wasn't convinced that the information she heard was false, just yet. The next morning, same thing but she decided to stay awake longer, maybe even get some coffee for caffeine - who knows? But after waiting a while, she noticed a bulge coming from his pajama bottoms. And here we go...

She slickly, yet determinely, took his pants off. Put a condom on him and got on top of him. The sex went on for at least 20-25 minutes before he woke up. When he did, he started getting into it. He started holding and caressing her, then she gets off. Literally. He was just as puzzled as I was when I was told this story. He asked "Why'd you stop?"

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Lucy replied, "Hey, I got mine. Twice. You should've been awake earlier."

And adds, "But it's okay, that was the best sex I've ever had! You should be asleep for it more often."

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I don't know about all of you guys, but I thought that was funny but was still, I wasn't fully convinced it was true. I mean, come on, how could he keep an erection while he sleeps and she has sex with him without him knowing? Exactly.

So, I decided to look up some stats and facts, and here's what I found (Thanks to The World Health Organization, mrbrown.com and whitelotuseast.com):

• During sleep, the normal adult male will have an erection approximately every 90 minutes
• The length of time a man might stay continuously erect can be on the average be about 30 - 45 minutes
• Nocturnal erections occur during all male dreams (regardless of what the dream is about)
• Erections are firmest during deep sleep right before waking up
• A man sleeps an average of 2 to 3 hours a night in full erection
• The average male averages 4-5 nocturnal erections during sleep every night

Hey, don't believe me... go try it yourself! I just hope it doesn't happen to me. (Sorry to that guy of the story!)



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